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Bring premium boutique styling and a touch of lighthearted humor to your home’s most frequented space. This hand-poured amber jar candle perfectly balances clean, upscale minimalism with a clever statement that instantly puts guests at ease. It serves as the ultimate high-end powder room accessory, blending effortlessly with bright, modern spaces while offering an unspoken sigh of relief for the next visitor in line. Premium Quality: Meticulously hand-poured with a clean-burning, all-natural soy wax blend inside a durable 9 oz. amber glass jar. Minimalist Design: Features bold, crisp typography on a stark cream label, specifically engineered to look sharp on small shelves and pop clearly in online search thumbnails. Micro-Gifting Appeal: The perfect housewarming, coworker, or bestie gift designed for anyone who loves premium home aesthetics with a smart, witty edge. Technical Specifications & Safety Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, vegan and eco-friendly formula. Size: 9 oz. Amber glass jar container with a tight-fitting black metal lid. Safety Instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets. Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting. Do not burn candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop use when only 1/4" of wax remains.
AI DISCLOSURE: The artwork for this product was created using AI assistance based on my original concept and creative direction. The finished product is printed and fulfilled by my production partner, Printify.
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets..
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